So as you all have noticed, I haven't had many dates recently. I'm in a date desert (and as a result, I've been eating alot of desserts). But I haven't given up. I've been working the internet dating sites. And let me tell you, some of the prospects are not good. Not good at all.
Oh holy cannoli! There are some good ones out there...
From my friend, Susan - as read on the Colorado version of Match.com:
"I like slender girls with flat stomachs so if you don't fall into this category it's probably not going to work out (--- you might be surprised how many people have commented on this statement. I don't say it to be rude, I just value good-looks. More importantly though, I value someone who works as hard as I do to keep themselves fit and healthy)."
This guy is a professional triathlete and a professional d-bag. You know me - I value honesty - and this guy is honest. Next!!!
I got a smile from a 49 year-old guy today! Awesome! Next!
Here's one I read today. (It was all so good - I couldn't pick just one part.)
The best part is he's from a small town that my friend is also from... I don't even know where to begin. The descriptions of the tattoos, the baby that he has visitation rights for, and the Christian clothing line... I hope that he is a great guy because he has a terrible and scary profile.
Can you guess what site he came from? I won't be renewing that subscription when it's over. I really don't think I fit with the clientele.
So I've been trying to sort and talk and work (yes, they expect me to work at work - it's not cool). And things have been going slower - building the roster this time. I'm older merchandise this time around. It's alittle discouraging, but I'm not giving up this time.
But I'm also going to plan a few vacations for the near future. It helps with the mental stability.